Friday, October 20, 2006
The OlbermannWatch site is for some reason one of my favorite places to observe the dynamic and social order of the confused wingnut community. From the mid-IQ guys at the top, to the racists and rabid morons in the general population of the comment sections.

Now, keep in mind: OW is at the bottom end of the overall Conservative Noise Machine social order, just a cog in the wheel of the great machine. But, just as every anthill has its own King Ant (I know, but I don't want to smear anyone unnecessarily) OlbermannWatch has its Robert "Bob" Cox.

I don't know a lot about him - and I don't care to do the research, really - I just know he's a conflicted, hateful wingnut, and - let's face it, a handsome devil if there ever was one.

Bob seems half interested in taking down MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, and half interested in having himself a popular blog, so he spends a lot of time plugging the site, plugging himself, linking to other blogs (pro and anti KO), and generally making an embarrassment of himself.

His paid jackal (is he paid? he doesn't do this every single day of his life for free does he? Oh, that would be sad. But who's funding this project? That's a question worth looking into) is Johnny Dollar.

J$ claims to be a lawyer, and I have no reason to doubt him, the intellectual contortionism he displays in every night's recap of the Countdown show can only be the work of a trained professional liar. No fool is he. Make no mistake, he is not stupid, or deluded. This guy knows what he's doing. He's not one of the sheep, he's one of the guys keeping the sheep stupid by whatever means are necessary.

The idiot sheep in the comment section, have Stockholm Syndrome - except they're too stupid to know they're being held hostage. Johnny Dollar is very effective.

Maybe I need to give more thought to this whole Wingnut Social Order thing. Maybe it really is like a bunch of shepherds, each keeping their respective flocks of slack-jawed morons good and angry, good and hateful, misinformed 100% of the time. Feeding them a steady diet of red meat anti-media, anti-Hillary, anti-"Liberal" scraps to keep them agitated and confused and spewing rhetoric out of every orifice.

Little shepherds get little flocks of retards. Shepherd Bob Cox and his vicious sheepdog Johnny Dollar keep control of a small group of idiots - that's about all they can handle, but their flock is growing in both number and stupidity, so maybe they'll move up to a larger flock someday.

Savage and Hannity and Malkin's flocks are nearly a million-morons strong. O'Reilly's gang of retards is even bigger. And there's Boortz and Ingrahm and Scarborough and Tucker Carlson (his flock can fit in the back of a Ford Fiesta) and Glenn Beck and on and on and on...up to the pill-poppin' pimp daddy king shepherd of them all....Rush Limbaugh. And his four million sheep are so stupid, they think they're 20 million, because they keep hearing about Rush's ridiculous "listeners per week" number.

You could feel sorry for these sheep-tards if they weren't so vicious and hateful. They live in the listenership of the shepherds and comment sections of places like OlbermannWatch. They're the ones who bring every single argument back to Clinton (search OlbermannWatch for "blue dress" you will be absolutely astounded), who call Olbermann a "jihadist", and call Barack Obama a "chimp" without so mush as a tsk tsk from any of the other posters or the approving Bob Cox.

I built this site to fight the sheep, one at a time or in groups. I'm not trying to win them over to the side of the truth, they can't be won over, they're too stupid and too far lost. Not to mention I don't want my own flock of retards to look after.

I just love beating the shit out of sheep.
 
posted by tyson at 9:35 PM |


11 Comments:


At 9:22 PM, Blogger royalking

tyboy, you failed to mention the olbyloons that defend Ulbermahns outright lies and hypocrisy on a daily basis. You failed to mention the hate they spew on a daily basis. Though, most of them make their posts as "anonyloons" due to the fact they have no spine or integrity, there are a few that actually use a name, if you can believe that! Good luck with your blog, it looks like a smash hit!

 

At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

You need to get laid

 

At 9:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous

haha i agree with my fellow anonymous and FRANK!!!!!!!

 

At 9:45 AM, Anonymous rachel ladd

You are totally cool. you are my hero you know that, i would really like the chance to meet you if possible. but bring protection i do live in netherton like. You know how it is therr dawg

 

At 10:15 AM, Anonymous The Dude

You are a confused individual.

 

At 9:21 PM, Blogger Rex Zeitgeist

I'm shocked at the depth of sickness you Olberfilth sychphants have. I want you to know, you're scum, you are filth.

Olbertrash is a gutter rat and I wouldn't throw a cup of yak piss on him if he was on fire.

 

At 5:54 PM, Anonymous Uncle Mac

I'm continually shocked at how abysmally low you wingnuts go to attack KO and all progressives.

What I don't get is how the right can say ANYTHING about sleaze and lies when EVERYONE acknowledges that the Republican smear machine is second to none in outright lies and distortion. EVERYONE knows that!!! Pundits on the right and left acknowledge that every fucking day on tv!

Your people are the undisputed kings of bottomfeeding, snake in the grass, sleazy, lying tactics and you're proud of it!

 

At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Fuck yea your fucking awesome fuck those retarted buttplugs Keith Olbermann is a fuckin jurnolist GOD Billo can go get raped by apig FUCK THE FUCKIN REPIBLICANS DEmocrats will save this coiuntry fuck those assholes and thereye lies and fuck jesus to the closest thing to god is obama Obama prez 4 life!!!!!!

 

At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Ah yes, the last resort of the intelligectually challanged, resort to insults and cursing your opposition. Whats the matter, is the threat of the democrat party imploding under the weight of their own hypocracy causing you concern.
Quite honestly, I have enjoyed watching the ultra leftwing trying to circle the wagons as they throw out lie after lie hoping something will stick (ie McCain invented the cell phone, Palin cut the budget for the Special Olympics [she actually has the largest raise in Alaska history], now there are calls for the Media to UNITE to combat McCain lies LOL, what a joke, Oh yeah and last but not least, the democrats charge that McCain has gone so negative...FACT: a survey was completed by factcheck that showed McCain's campaing commercials were 50% negative, BUT during the same time, Obama's were 77% negative LOL). I can't wait for November
5th. Buh bye.

 

At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous

Is that you in the picture? And you want to be taken seriously ? Is this a joke? Look, asshole, anyone who likes Keith Olbermann is obviously in need of a life. Craig.

 

At 3:39 AM, Blogger luvbigones

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